BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
GIRL: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?
BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon?
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
SHARON: Have you ever had a hot, passionate, burning kiss?
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: No, because you make me sick.
WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the
mouth.
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
GIRLFRIEND: ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
BOYFRIEND: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
TEACHER: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
PUPIL: The moon.
TEACHER: Why?
PUPIL: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us
light only in the day time when we don't need it.
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?
CUSTOMER: What other colors do you have?
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current
affairs.
TEACHER: Sam, you talk a lot!
SAM: It's a family tradition.
TEACHER: What do you mean?
SAM: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
TEACHER: What about your mother?
SAM: She's a woman.
TOM : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
DAVID: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance
repeated.
TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what
virtue would I be showing?
STUDENT: Brotherly love.
TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook.
PATIENT: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
DOCTOR: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people
die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others
all died.
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of coincidence?
ONE STUDENT: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the
same time.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but
also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
ONE STUDENT: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I did. Have a good laugh!
my friend posted this on friendster and i just wanted to share it with all of
you since i think it's inspiring
Birth is our Opening Balance!
Death is our Closing Balance!
Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some Very Good and Very bad things..........
The most destructive habit..........Worry
The greatest joy..........Giving
The greatest loss..........Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work..........Helping others
The ugliest personality trait..........Selfishness
The most endangered species..........Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource..........Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome..........Fear
The most effective sleeping pill..........Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..........Excuses
The most powerful force in life..........Love
The most dangerous pariah..........A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer..........The brain
The worst thing to be without..........Hope
The deadliest weapon..........The tongue
The two most power-filled words.........."I Can"
The greatest asset..........Faith
The most worthless emotion..........Self-pity
The most beautiful attire..........SMILE!
The most prized possession..........Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication..........Prayer
The most contagious spirit..........Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life..........GOD
Everyone needs this list to live by..........!!!
Far away in a distant land
Lives a maiden of unsurpassed beauty
All alone...
In a magnificent crystal palace
Skin of moonlight glow
Hair of silken snow
Eyes of ice shards, emotionless
Cold, haunting, yet enchanting...
An untouchable princess is she
Hiding from the world
Cold masks and cool demeanors
Heart encased in ice
A mistress of her own domain
Free to do as she pleases
And yet, secretly...
She yearns to be free
A gilded cage is still a cage
Trapped inside against her own will
Gnarled hands of darkness
Cruelly grasp her heart
Emptiness chains her soul
Never letting her go
A muted cry for help
Silence answers
The poison that is loneliness
Feeds greedily on her innermost desires
Drinks mercilessly from her soul
Leaving a bottomless void, unfulfilled
Free me from this nightmare of torment
Her silvery voice pleads
Who will be my salvation?
I yearn to be free, to live,
To feel...
Warmth, Joy, Fulfillment...
Love
Yes... to love and be loved in return
My cold hands reach out desperately for yours
Silently begging
Release me from the numbing darkness that binds
Bring me into the light
Safe within your warm embrace that is love
this is my first ever freeverse poem. thanks for taking your time to read it.
feel free to comment. it will be most appreciated ^^
*laughs* i agree with drak. this is a nice change from all the love poems i've
seen on mt. a very well written poem. also, like lucyxlostangelwings said, it's
descriptive and full of imagination. one can imagine the scene just from your
words. incredible! and i also love the rhyming. it's really great. ^^ you've
done a great job, my friend. keep it up! ^_^
You are a Monk! You got sick and tired of all the buffing, and decided to
support God in another way. You can be the greatest tank of them all with simple
mentality, or make the bad guys pay with your "Guillotine Fist".
happy birthday, panda and zeni! ^^ may all your dreams and wishes come true on
this special day ^_^ *sprinklez confetti* ^o^ *gives panda and zeni a chocolate
cake each* ^^ enjoy!
happy birthday, mel! ^_^ *splats a cake into mel's face*
revenge is a dish best served cold . that
was for the birthday cake you "gave" me :P
may all your dreams and wishes come true on this special day ^_^
You are an angel of the light, most likely the pure~hearted type. You try to do
what's right for you and others, and seek the truth of everything.
Your wings are probably a blue color, like the sky or the ocean. With broad,
wide feathers everywhere. When it comes to fighting, you would most likely used
Light Elementals or Fire from the sun. Anything that is close to that. A katana
{sword} or something small would be your weapon of choice. But nothing to heavy
or something that would weigh you down.
Quote by cardmageAnjeile is also
romantically linked with FallenAngel right? Why don't the two of you vote for
yourselves as well? You can talk about it a little bit in here too.
naw, we prefer to stay behind the curtains and vote for
others
thanks, demona! i'd like to see my character that you've drawn very much ^^
hikari - light
^ is wrong (i don't even know him ^^; )
< just came back from japan a few days ago
v does not know that i went to japan for 3 weeks
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
GIRL: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?
BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon?
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
SHARON: Have you ever had a hot, passionate, burning kiss?
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: No, because you make me sick.
WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
GIRLFRIEND: ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
BOYFRIEND: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
TEACHER: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
PUPIL: The moon.
TEACHER: Why?
PUPIL: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?
CUSTOMER: What other colors do you have?
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
TEACHER: Sam, you talk a lot!
SAM: It's a family tradition.
TEACHER: What do you mean?
SAM: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
TEACHER: What about your mother?
SAM: She's a woman.
TOM : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
DAVID: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
STUDENT: Brotherly love.
TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook.
PATIENT: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
DOCTOR: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of coincidence?
ONE STUDENT: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
ONE STUDENT: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I did. Have a good laugh!
^
posted in my latest thread a few minutes ago
my friend posted this on friendster and i just wanted to share it with all of you since i think it's inspiring
Birth is our Opening Balance!
Death is our Closing Balance!
Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some Very Good and Very bad things..........
The most destructive habit..........Worry
The greatest joy..........Giving
The greatest loss..........Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work..........Helping others
The ugliest personality trait..........Selfishness
The most endangered species..........Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource..........Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome..........Fear
The most effective sleeping pill..........Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..........Excuses
The most powerful force in life..........Love
The most dangerous pariah..........A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer..........The brain
The worst thing to be without..........Hope
The deadliest weapon..........The tongue
The two most power-filled words.........."I Can"
The greatest asset..........Faith
The most worthless emotion..........Self-pity
The most beautiful attire..........SMILE!
The most prized possession..........Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication..........Prayer
The most contagious spirit..........Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life..........GOD
Everyone needs this list to live by..........!!!
Cry of An Imprisoned Ice Maiden
Far away in a distant land
Lives a maiden of unsurpassed beauty
All alone...
In a magnificent crystal palace
Skin of moonlight glow
Hair of silken snow
Eyes of ice shards, emotionless
Cold, haunting, yet enchanting...
An untouchable princess is she
Hiding from the world
Cold masks and cool demeanors
Heart encased in ice
A mistress of her own domain
Free to do as she pleases
And yet, secretly...
She yearns to be free
A gilded cage is still a cage
Trapped inside against her own will
Gnarled hands of darkness
Cruelly grasp her heart
Emptiness chains her soul
Never letting her go
A muted cry for help
Silence answers
The poison that is loneliness
Feeds greedily on her innermost desires
Drinks mercilessly from her soul
Leaving a bottomless void, unfulfilled
Free me from this nightmare of torment
Her silvery voice pleads
Who will be my salvation?
I yearn to be free, to live,
To feel...
Warmth, Joy, Fulfillment...
Love
Yes... to love and be loved in return
My cold hands reach out desperately for yours
Silently begging
Release me from the numbing darkness that binds
Bring me into the light
Safe within your warm embrace that is love
this is my first ever freeverse poem. thanks for taking your time to read it. feel free to comment. it will be most appreciated ^^
*laughs* i agree with drak. this is a nice change from all the love poems i've seen on mt. a very well written poem. also, like lucyxlostangelwings said, it's descriptive and full of imagination. one can imagine the scene just from your words. incredible! and i also love the rhyming. it's really great. ^^ you've done a great job, my friend. keep it up! ^_^
yay! i'm the first person to get this result! ^o^
You are a Monk! You got sick and tired of all the buffing, and decided to support God in another way. You can be the greatest tank of them all with simple mentality, or make the bad guys pay with your "Guillotine Fist".
happy birthday, panda and zeni! ^^ may all your dreams and wishes come true on this special day ^_^ *sprinklez confetti* ^o^ *gives panda and zeni a chocolate cake each* ^^ enjoy!
yay! i got spring! ^_^
happy birthday, mel! ^_^ *splats a cake into mel's face*
revenge is a dish best served cold 
. that
was for the birthday cake you "gave" me :P
may all your dreams and wishes come true on this special day ^_^
^
says that kryuzei's blind
^
said that i messed up
^
said thanx to my brother (the creator of this thread) and me. ^_^ you're welcome, smileagain
^^
stated the obvious
^
is from malaysia like me
You are a Light Angel...
You are an angel of the light, most likely the pure~hearted type. You try to do what's right for you and others, and seek the truth of everything.
Your wings are probably a blue color, like the sky or the ocean. With broad, wide feathers everywhere. When it comes to fighting, you would most likely used Light Elementals or Fire from the sun. Anything that is close to that. A katana {sword} or something small would be your weapon of choice. But nothing to heavy or something that would weigh you down.
i love light element! ^_^
thanx, you guys ^_^ *hugs everyone* and especially angel for making this thread *gives angel a soft kiss* -^^-
^
is right as well
^
beat me to posting
geez, you guys post really fast O.o
my heart soars when the one i love says that he loves me =^^=
hey guys, mind commenting on my latest drawing? http://gallery.minitokyo.net/view/158156/ thankew ^^
^
is new to this game?
naw, we prefer to stay behind the curtains and vote for others